6 word story

monkey that smoked crack on wednesdays

 

sundays,thursdays,mondays,saturdays and tuesdays

 

fridays they did volunteer work at

 

the local food bank where those

 

dirty crack heads like to chill

 

and sing crack and smoke rap

 

One nite a surprise visitor arrived

 

and showed everybody his oddly shaped

 

dildo that looked like a couple

 

of eggs under a big fat

 

eggroll covered in plum sauce and

 

little white wiggly worms that look

 

like the strangest little people you

 

saw in the wizard of oz....

 

and they sang Elvis tunes played

 

harps, and shouted aloud for more

 

cowbell.....more cowbell damn it.....and

 

maybe a tad bit of reverb.

 

but not as much reverb as

 

the pacific ocean is deep, but