7 word never ending story

having a lovely cave party an then

 

a troll entered on a black horse

 

being chased by a big old dinasaur

 

coming out of a time warp field

 

looking very confused what centuary it was

 

and then began to tell a story

 

an we gave them some dinner and

 

and their choice of things to drink

 

then we introduced them to the horse

 

who kicked their ass at horseshoes match

 

but wasn't good at baseball or cards

 

but had a wicked powerful speaker system

 

that shook the ground below their feet

 

until they wondered "is there an earthquake?"

 

until meatloaf said its just a bat

 

flying out of the cave with a

 

carrying two dinasaurs on his little wings

 

with a million outbound flying kin folk

 

and 10million inbound in private air jets

 

preceded by their escort of private drones