7 word story

unlikely places to visit if seeking healthy

 

and fulfilling lifetime of slow aging like

 

the walls that dont talk back unless

 

you are as high as a kite

 

who doesnt know how to come down

 

from the abominable abyss in which he

 

floats like a butterfly and stings like

 

a bee, which reminds me about the

 

frequent daily events that take place in

 

either my pants or someone elses, including:

 

daily assaults by roving grasshoppers and poisonous

 

Centipede's. I come to the conclusion that

 

unknown forces are usually clowns dressed purple

 

and orange with frilly wigs and tiny

 

feet, unable to run from the deadly

 

poison gas cloud that started to disperse

 

after the clown attacked george bush for

 

killing the Mother of all dictators who

 

went downstairs and made some spicy chips

 

instead of just buying them at the