80% of British children think hitting your wife is OK if dinner is late

You seemingly start young...lots of practice.

 

Well, apparently!!


No one included us Welsh in the survey- they don't really credit us as actual people yet, and more just something the English made up to scare children.

 

My Grandad would tell us stories of strange little creatures he called 'The Welsh People', who hid under your bed and would crawl out at night, to feed on toes

True story.

 

They film Dr Who in Wales... Just sayin'.

 

Well practice makes perfect

 

I thought you said: "Practice makes a perferated eardrum"...

 

Don't worry, someday people will believe that Welsh people actually exist... not yet, but someday.If some guy tried to hit me over dinner, he would get a frying pan to the head for sure.

 

Well, historically, British schoolchildren are some of the dumbest people on Earth, so I wouldn't take it to heart.

 

Unlikely.

 

Only a dumb person would make that comment

 

Only a fool takes everything on the internet to heart.

Irony is not just something used to get the wrinkles out of your shirty.

 

Yes, but we call it foreplay