A Dilemma...

Discussion in 'U.K.' started by Claire, May 15, 2005.

  1. Claire

    Claire Senior Member

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    beat them with sticks I say :p
     
  2. DoktorAtomik

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    He would, but he's too busy... ummm.... beating his stick!
     
  3. Power_13

    Power_13 insult ninja

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    Dude, for the last time, Ron Jeremy is a man :rolleyes:
     
  4. Smartie.uk

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    showmets just jealous because he failed the audition
     
  5. DoktorAtomik

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    Rubbish! He walked out because his part wasn't large enough ;)
     
  6. Power_13

    Power_13 insult ninja

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    He wanted a part he could really sink his teeth into :eek:
     
  7. DoktorAtomik

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    I didn't think he was that cocky. :&
     
  8. TheFly

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    I think it all depends upon her attitude towards sex... how much she enjoys sex... how much sex she wants... what types of sex she enjoys... whether she will enjoy being watched and recorded whilst having sex... whether she is happy having sex with people that she barely knows...


    This is a real test of attitude... of what she enjoys and what she doesn't enjoy... of what she wants to do and what she will refuse...

    And it is turning out to be a real test of attitude here too...

    let's be honest... appearing in a porn movie is only an extension of what we all do when taking on a job... we give our knowledge and skills and abilities in return for money... she will be giving her body in addition to whatever specific abilities are necessary for porn... that's what capatalism does to us all... we sell ourselves... we sell our time that we will never get back... fuck, if you are going to sell yourself, you might as well do something that you enjoy...

    Fly...
     
  9. DoktorAtomik

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    Ummmm.... I don't know what line of work you're in, but in my line of work, nobody gets to stick a dildo up my ass. Well, only figuratively....

     
  10. TheFly

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    Ahem... practical sex and relationships education, mate!!!

    Fly...
     
  11. DoktorAtomik

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    I always knew you were professional wanker ;)
     
  12. Smartie.uk

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    yeah right... your cousin? *ahem*

    nice try honey
     
  13. DoktorAtomik

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    LOL!!! I can't believe I missed the opportunity to crack that one!
     
  14. Claire

    Claire Senior Member

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    Like I say, the video comes out in June... Showmet has FINALLY agreed to to star *phew* and I really think we have a hit here :D

    "Hippy Rumpy Pumpy Long Time" is the name of the film :D

    I taste FAME at last :X ... or is that just spermicide :&
     
  15. DoktorAtomik

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    I hope you haven't crossed a line there. I hope you mean more of a spank than an actual hit ;)
     
  16. Claire

    Claire Senior Member

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    Considering your hard line on S & M... I don't think you are best placed to comment Mr Dok :eek:
     
  17. DoktorAtomik

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    You're just trying to provoke me into dominating you :p
     
  18. Claire

    Claire Senior Member

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    You couldn't dominate your way out of a plastic bag! I laugh at you Mr Dok! muahahahaha :p
     
  19. DoktorAtomik

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    I shall not ummm... rise?.... to your challenge :p
     
  20. Smartie.uk

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    no no.. jon just eats a lot of spicey food.. it has that effect
     

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