A Friend with Herpes

This isn't in Arkansas.

 

Or wherever the fuck it is.

 

It's in Biafran.

 

Smelly vag sucks. I got hit by the stank once not too long ago. I started crying and she thought it was because I thought she was beautiful down there, and I'm like, "bitch, you need to wash that shit," and she left me. I don't know why??

 

yea I truly like it.

 

one of my friends has the herp. she banged some guy i didnt know and i didnt say shit, but one of my guy friends thought she was hot so i told him before he got a chance to tap it. thats all i have to contribute.

 

talk to your friend and if worse comes to worse (just don't fuck him) then well I don't know hmmm

 

It would be easy for me, i would no longer be his friend.

but you don't care about people so it's harder.

 

Maybe he doesn't realize he has Herpes, did you tell him you gave it to him?

 

hhahahhahaaa.

He should be slain though.

 

I do not see what I'd achieve by not being his friend.

 

If I gave him herpes... then that one time I had drunk unprotected sex with your mom?

Shit son, you might wanna tell her to get checked.

 

Peace of mind, the absence of which moved your hand to make this thread . Try doing what feels right, rather than performing utilitarian arithmetic.

 

Pavel, you still don't see how dire it is! You gotta watch every hoodilly you stick your wingwang in with extreme precautions now! He's tainting the whole population! SPOILING THE MEAT!

 

I actually made this thread after making a joke about spreading HIV like wildfire if I would ever get it.

Shooting pussies feels right, yet I don't think I'll do it.

 

I'd be worried if I was one to fuck around... I'm not though, so ehh... let him spoil it. Might teach them sluts a lesson or two.

 

if you just mated w/ your "friend" you'd get the herp too & then you wouldn't even have to care about who you sloshed around w/..