A funny thing about cats

I wish it was like that for me! Damn, animals LOVE me for some reason. Like... too too much. I never like them as much as they like me.

 

Believe it or not , I just rescued a meowing kitty from a tree outside my window...fuck,
why does mother nature make them so goddam cute? I don't need another cat I don't want another cat I don't need another cat...damnit ...I think I just adopted another cat.


ZW

 

if it makes you feel any better we have fifteen

[it certainly doesn't make me feel any better]

one will go back outside once winter's over

fourteen, now that i can manage . . .

 

Every few years the local media finds another cat lady. You know, those 50-year old neurotic women with forty cats living in one rundown trailer in a patch of piney woods outside the city. There must be dozens of cat women on the outskirts of every major town.
Eventually animal control and a psychologist puts a stop to that nonsense. It just takes a while to find them all.

 

I know them all to well. them assholes breed disease, letting them cats outside to be killed by cars, and vicious dogs..
no cat survives coming in my yard, Cats cant read "beware of dog" signs...