A riddle for you

A...coffin?

 

going to take a silly guess and say the man was made from water...lol

 

ok really quick, are you cheating? lol

 

A man is alone on an island with no food and no water, yet he does not fear for his life. why?

 

No, most of these I know from memory, because my dad used to buy me a bunch of Lateral Thinking Puzzle books when I was little. I still have them in my room, if you want more riddles. Heh.

 

Is he dead?

 

yes mum.drank with sum muslims from cyprus in london.

 

no

 

go ahead and do some riddles

 

you takin the piss?

 

naw they wernt religious. they were refugees lived on streets. drank with afghanis a turk well a buncha muslim raised folk who drank booze.everybody does there own junk.i was raised catholik n im an anarchist. anyhoo they were good company.cyprus brothers i mean.

 

They died because the circle crossed the line. Explain.


(The line never moved, mind you.)

 

Yeah, i've met some nice cypriot people here, some of them are really friendly (make you feel welcome)

 

haven't a clue but i'll take a guess.

The circle is actually a bike wheel, and when he went over the stop line he got hit by a car.

 

Haha, that's a good answer. I'll let you have it. Do you want the real answer?

 

http://www.woodlands-junior.kent.sch.uk/fun.html

 

LOL...yes please

 

sure i've heard of this before, but can't remember the answer

 

250 tables?

 

Okay, so they were travelling in a hot-air balloon. The circular circumference of the balloon crossed and electric power line, causing the balloon to crash and the passengers to die. The end.