A Secret message to one person here

Well actually it is directed at one person.
If I posted something like this and did not direct it at one person that would be a very enlightening thing to do.
I am not enlightened.
Fuck off.
But I really like your sig. Thanks for posting.

Well you posted her so it is not you.
Fuck off.
But if you are not tied to a job you can seize opportunities as they come.
Find out what you would love to do and go do it.
I believe in you.

No fortune cookies here.
But if you want lame...you just sold yourself short...that is lame.
Meh the world needs Bus drivers and cashiers.
Perhaps one day you will see your potential.
Fuck off and thanks.

 

Aww , the wise one with the fuck offs.
It is so adorably sad that I could puke.

 

You are such a wise woman.

Fuck off.

Not because you posted here but because I have not seen your titty photos that everyone else has.

Thanks for posting.


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A wife is easy. I live in the third world. I have running water and electricity as well as money.

But this is not the topic at hand.

I would be happy to set you up with a monkey though..

Fuck off.

Thanks for posting.

 

Settling for mediocrity should make you sick.

If you do not like my posts. Well suck my ass.

No one forced you to read it.

Just like no one is sentencing to work for someone else. That is your choice.

This is more of a tongue in cheek thread. I am not posting for your approval.

I am sorry you could not see it.
Wanna dance?

 

What, I only get one fuck off because I called you a mongoloid?

 

I'm pretty sure BHF is a mean dancer at the lambada.

 

this thread makes me wanna paint more.. but i'm blank... STILL.

 

You called me a mongoloid. Only a true friend would do that.

Oh all right...Fuck off!

 

****. I fucking hate you, you slag.

 

What is a slag?

I promise I am not downloading pirated music.

Hate is a good motivator. Channel that shit into what you do and you will make some bucks.

 

You have so much damn talent.

I am hoping you find your muse.:cheers2:

 

Shit, Imma musta met ma money maker!

So, you're saying that all I need to do is be really angry in the right direction and the cash will start flowing?

Fake bob is yo pimp, bitch!

*waits for the jingle of some jangle*

 

Nah,I am too busy settling for cashier jobs...

though, I have never seen a cashier job with a heavy steady paycheck,
and don't get how it would be settling.
Yes. I get it not settling for a steady paycheck is how to get money- makes perfect sense.. just jump at every dim prospect at an opportunity- forsaking whatever else you have going for you , I guess it makes perfect sense......... when you are 15 and irresponsible.

But, please UA, do tell us the key to fame fortune and getting ahead in life from your laptop thrown.:cheers2: I shall worship your astounding logic.

oh,
and fuck off.

 

Look everyone.

This post has 3 factors.

1. Yes the main message is for one person only. This next week someone is going to be offered a huge opportunity.

I am the financing behind the whole operation. But you will never see me.

If you can prove your worth in 6 months you will be earning tons of money.

In one year after my investment is paid off, I will sign over the entire business to you. Free and clear.

This is not a joke.

2. This post is going to make you think. That relates to some other projects I am working on. There is a method to my madness.

3. This post will allow you to choose to react with humor or anger. Either one is cool. You are not going to hurt my feelings.

Everything is in the post. From the message to when and who I will tell to fuck off is spelled out. No surprises here.

Humor is cool. But so is lashing out at me.

Once I learned to channel my rage in a positive direction my world changed.

It is all cool. I love all of you regardless of what you think of me.

I am adding this to the original post

 

*posts just to be told Fuck off*

 

LOL, you are a card mate!

:cheers2:

 

See above post. You are so sexy when you get angry.

Why take shit personally?
Love ya

 

Thank you.

Now fuck off!

 

You're welcome

Seemed like you were enjoying yourself quite a bit there. Madness is good, esp sprinkled with a few healthy doses of 'fu's

 

I've never known anyone to talk more shit than me in this place, until now ....