A Thread for conversing

you'd think that

it's a weird statement, considering you're a lady

b/c the first half of your statement is true

and the second half is true as well, if you're the girl

but as a guy, yes, you have to put in a lot of effort

but you have to put all that effort in for the second part TO be true

all the more reason i'm staying away from all of those headaches

so unless some random girl who i sort of know comes up to me and says "pants off, i want you inside of me, and then i want you out the door"

this feller is stayin' away

 

i'd like some scrills for the ticket...so who wants to buy my extra...but the all drugs you can munch

 

I wish girls like that showed up on my doorstep.

 

if only

 

@Chuck.. yea.. i'm kiddin.. theres no way i could make it out there right now.. im hoping i'll have enough money to get my harvest fest ticket..

 

Ahhh I need to go run, I'm probs going to vomit all over my neighbors lawn but I think they are use to that by now...

 

I'm just really pissed because I counted the kid in after I asked him 3 time
s in the 4 days before I confirmed the package. and now he's like uh I can't afford it.

 

ya should check Harvest Fest ..... line up is pretty fuckin sick.. and its just a blast..

 

that looks like a good time. The motet is great. That's tribe at red rocks that weekend god knows I'd like to get away from that but too many old friends coming to town because they're on theheady flat brim eat grams of molly everynight LRG band wagon

 

I wish I lived near Minnesota that festival is the weekend of my birthday and would be amazing, I loves me some trampled by turtles.

 

^^^ I love birfday shows

 

minnesota is full of great festivals

 

you know what minnesota isn't full of? north carolinians

which means it's not that awesome

 

mmy family is leaving minnesota in 2 hours

 

Has anyone ever heard of the Wake N' Bacon???


It's an alarm clock that cooks bacon! SOoOOoo futuristic!!!

 

hahaha lmao i want one of those.

 

Me too!!! I don't even think it has an actually alarm, the bacon-y smell is suppose to wake you up or something. And it's exciting to think if you keep hitting snooze your alarm clock will probably catch fire!!!

 

i would love to wake up to the smell of bacon every morning.

 

At first, before I saw the picture, the name made me think of a pig shaped vaporizer. I got so excited but instead it is just simply an alarm that makes me bacon. I mean shit, my mom makes me bacon, but can also make me eggs. Can the alarm make me eggs, didn't think so. Score: Mom-1, Alarm-0.

 

If I wasn't a vegetarian I'd get me one of those. That'd be fun to use anyway lol