A Thread for conversing

god damn it.. i hate the shits i get from smoking opium...

 

woo hooo.. off to get my tattoo started!

 

Best of luck Sara!!!

 

Yeah good luck Sara.

 

holy shit what are you doin up so early?!? i dont think Ive ever sen you here b4 11 my time...

Im waking and bakin, sitting on the porch watching tropical storm Edouard comin thru. Its awesome. classical music playing, wind, rain, weed.. im so happy right now.. all I need is dick..

 

I had to wake up to puppysit. lol

I woke-n-boke(wake-n-bake past-tense) too, but that was at about 10am. I just smoked another joint too. Now I'm about to go look for a job. lol

I bet it would be cool to sit and watch a tropical storm while smoking. I'm sorry you're not getting any dick. I'd lend you my dick if I could. haha

 

awwww who are u takin care of? Is it cuute?! I love dogs.
Haha woke and boke.. crazy fucker. Ooh fun.. job huntin' while stoned.. Ive done that.. good luck yo. Yeah, the storm should be nice. barely a category 1 hurricane. Its been so damned hot..
I have dick pics at least.. hehehe ha! I told the dick I had dick pics. he got mad. hahahaaha I asked him if he wanted to see em.. hahahaha he said no. hahahaha

 

back from work!

hopefully bonghits are soon

 

Yeah bonghits, I can't wait to get my new bong today at my friends house, it is going to be AWESOME.

 

I'm taking care of a 2-month old vanilla lab named Tera. She's cute as fuck.

I've never even been in a hurricane.

hahahahaha would you have actually showed him the pics? It's hilarious that you even told him about them.

 

i want bonghits!

it's no fun when the bag of weed in your house is not your bag of weed

but you have the bong...

 

aawwwww i bet she's gorgeous. I miss my babies. Oh god did they name her tera after the porn star?
hurricanes are fun. here in se texas theyre considered a holiday. like snow days for yall who get snow.
hhahaha Nah, probably not. It was a joke. well, Ok, I told him he needs to get on his shit and gimme more dick or move the fuck on. so I mentioned how I broke my bender and now I had dick pics to help me along. lmao.. he's like 'what?! whose are they?! haha

I have a wicked sense of humor. Just last week we were at his house and we got in bed. He turned away and said goodnight. I said 'ok.. night'. I got up and headed for the door. He asked where I was going and sat up. I said 'to rape dave' (his bro who likes me too) he proceeded to jump up from bed, nekkid and flung me on the bed.. I laughed so hard and I said 'so, tell me, Does the big dick gene run in your family or is it just you?' hahhaa thats where it gets X rated,.. lmao
I have too much goddamned fun.

 

I just melted the corner of a plastic cutting board that was left on top of one of the stove burners. I tried to make some tea....go to turn off the burner and pour my cup...I see the cutting board, think "Oh shit." Move it, and a chunk stays on the burner. I think I got most of it off, but a thorough cleaning will have to take place when it cools off. Smells like death, though.

 

hahaha smooth.. Ive done it but with pan handles and countless oven mitts and drying rags.

 

lmfao way to go man. Stuff like that seems to happen to me as well.

 

i hate having to wait for "want to smoke a bowl?"

i hate not having my own bag of weed that i can smoke on whenever

i hate not being able to smoke weed when i want do smoke weed!

 

Why don't you buy some off your brother? (I'm assuming that's who the bag belongs to)
Or just smoke his weed and pay him back later by making him dinner or buying him some beers or something?

 

i could skip the whole deal and just ask him if he wants to take bong hits

i'm just a big head case

 

You should definitely ask your brother if he wants to take some bong hits, because he might not want to smoke right now, but asking him would assure him that you do, in which case he might load you a personal bowl. I am unsure on how cool your brother is though.

 

I took today off from work, I woke up with crazy cramping goin on in my belly, I slept for a couple more hours and now I feel pretty decent. I thought I grew a vagina and was experiencing some PMS or something. But hey I'm not gonna complain paid sick days are where its at!