A Thread for conversing

What does it for you?

 

hahaha so does everyone. i posted a couple pictures in the pic thread (not the erotic one XD), hoping that would set some people straight.

 

WHY DOES EVERYTHING TURN SEXUAL HERE? Hahaha, I'm sooo fucking horny. James Franco and Seth Rogan, jesus christ, I was ready to pounce the entire film. AND ROGAN was in a suit the whole time all sexy and shit. Dammmnn, I would give anything to get double teamed by those fine stoney men.

 

I think I have decent stamina. My game plan for when I lose my virginity is to cum, eat her out, cum again, eat her out, and the third time I should be able to go consistently for a while before the magic goo comes out again. Lack of confidence is the wall between me and pussy.

 

PM me and we can get freaky-naughty.

@Stella Drives: The reason it turns to sex is because we all have hormones and I'll wager a lot of us are underfucked *raises hand*

 

my excess in height is my killer.


hopefully you'll be wearing a condom... or else you'll inevitably taste your own cum. and most guys i know are not into that.. but if you are that's cool.

 

I hope you've eaten pussy before. It's not easy to do. It's like having to play a gameboy with your tongue and nothing else. Go for the high score when you do it though.

 

lol! ^

 

The game boy analogy is the reason I like to do it so much.

I get 69 hit combos.

 

grateful dawg dvd is cool... I got it for 2 bucks.. at a dollar store..

 

it should of been a 2 dollar store.. lol..

 

69 is fun. only when i'm on top though because having big sweaty balls uncomfortably shoved in my face sucks.

 

^
I cant stop looking at your chest...

 

haha. just think about what was going through the store owner's head when he/she put the price tag on that

"...hmm this is a dollar store.. but i figure anyone who gets this will be too stoned to realize i'm charging them an extra dollar. bahah."


edit: wait. i lied. i thought you said "grateful dead" dvd. i'm not sure if "grateful dawg" pertains to that or not. oops.

 

Girl on top is the only way I do it. It makes more sense to me. Plus all the head I've gotten the girls are real timid about it. I was having a nude session with this girl who basically thought I was a cool person and thought my hog was hot. She went all the way down and came back up. About a minute of awkward silence later she said we should pack a bong. For someone to randomly do that to me, I didn't think i could've said anythign that would've sounded cool.

 

Damn, this thread was on a roll tonight!

 

i got done drving for 10 and a half hours

 

So the next time you drive is in 10.5 hours? That's cool...

 

Oh yeah Im back man

 

no unfortunatley i drove all the way from washington to utah