a word to the wise.......

frankly my butt has never been worth any money...

 

Mine is. Wig shops pay good money for long flowing hair.

 

I'm wise, and i don't write checks my ass can't check. But then again, unlike some people here, my ass is strictly for pooping. There ain't no checks being cashed on it. Now on the other hand (and I apoligize for this cuz Im very drunk), I like women from the rear-end. there aint nuthin like a good ass-fuck.

 

TMI man

 

sometimes doing this is a good idea. You just gotta do it in situations in which the cheque is not gonna get cashed

 

lol. but the wigs...that's JUST ENOUGH...

see, this is why you'll always be my favorite.

 

i agree it can land one in some deep doo-doo if one is not careful

 

I figure that hippies are supposed to have long flowing hair. It just so happens that mine isn't on my head.

 

Well I can back up whatever I type or say....people who know me know this.

The only limits I have are the ones I put on myself. I was born off the hook.

As for this post....hhb is god....and thats about all I got to say.

 

Has anybody truly considered how difficult it would be to write a check with your mouth in the first place? I doubt that I could properly duplicate my signature, even if I could write the amount and the payee correctly.

Pretty sure that nobody could cash a check that I wrote with my mouth.

Then, let's consider the idea of trying to cash a check with your butt. I can only image the weird looks you would get from the bank teller as you put your butt up on the counter and unclenched your cheeks, loosening their grip on the check.

If I was your teller, I definitely would NOT want to touch that check after it was in your butt.

Then of course, there's the third question. Why are you writing checks to yourself in the first place. In these days of technological marvels, it's so much easier, not to mention more efficient, to simply transfer the money electronically.

To be honest, I don't think that the OP made much sense when you really pay attention to it.