Above poster died after a long battle with . . .

After a long battle trying to get TSA to accept my Grammarian passport.

 

Ranger-I thought TSA was internal to the USA?
Do you need a passport to fly internally over there?

 

Trying to learn how to play the R chord....;-)

 

Doesn't know how to spell 'barre' chords.....tut!

 

. . . an aggressive house plant.

 

......after a long battle trying to change the bulb in his LCD night light.

 

after a long battle with marshmallows.

 

After a long battle with a piece of string ...

... prompting the inevitable question which will make even Puggy groan: how long is a battle with a piece of string?

 

…Severe air deflation.

 

... retirement (which he did the first time he ever gave a firework display ... immediately after lighting the blue touch paper)

 

.......after a long battle with two pieces of dough,a rolling pin,a very hot oven,three glace' cherries and a book of 'How to' cookery instructions. In Polish.

[it was messy]

 

After a long battle with a engine light that wouldnt go off

 

bubblegum.....;-)

 

After a long battle with the cork that wouldn't come out of the wine bottle

 

terpies



a.k.a. herpes of the big toe

 

Diesel Exhuast Fluid.

 

a hole he was trying to dig his way out of

 

Sawdust.....;-)

 

Toxic Fart Inhalation

 

constantly shitting the bed