*Advice for Stupid People 2*

credit card debt does not just go away.

 

dont pull a u-turn at a drunk driving check point

 

Don't live alone? Then leave the seat down when you're not using it.

 

Red Green is not a role model

 

when out in the woods, don't wipe with poisen ivy.....

 

dont stomp on your own toes

 

don't look down the barrel, stupid.....

 

comet cleaner is not good for using on yourself

 

don't use #2 sandpaper when out of toilet paper....

 

sandpaper is not good for polishing your car after waxing

 

don't drive while getting a blow-job.....:-0

 

Eugene Mirman?!?

 

try to make post that make sense

 

don't forget to look both ways before you steal what ever you have you're sights set on......

 

you won't get high from smoking poison sumac

 

you shouldn't outa crawl in the bath with you're favorite electric blanket....

 

dont use a cordless drill to clean your ear canals

 

if you want a fat guy, buy a burrito, and put it on a fishing line

 

don't go to the driver's exam while intoxicated....

 

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