Advice for Stupid People

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  1. crummyrummy

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    Do not fire bottle rockets from your anus.
     
    crummyrummy, Mar 24, 2008
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  3. OlderWaterBrother

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    Don’t try to play Russian Roulette with a semi-automatic!
     
    OlderWaterBrother, Mar 25, 2008
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    If the only ladies on the bus are nuns, you prolly are not going to score.
     
    crummyrummy, Mar 25, 2008
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  7. OlderWaterBrother

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    Speaking of scoring, don't try to score at your family picnic either.
     
    OlderWaterBrother, Mar 25, 2008
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    Or your wifes funeral.
     
    crummyrummy, Mar 25, 2008
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    If you're racing at the Indy 500 remember it's counter clockwise! Or all left hand turns, you know your other right!
     
    OlderWaterBrother, Mar 26, 2008
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    never change your motor oil with the car running
     
    crummyrummy, Mar 26, 2008
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    dont eat Copelandia Cyanescens and joke around with fat people on hip forum...
     
    i2ghostman, Mar 27, 2008
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    Don't try to play your DVDs with your VCR!
     
    OlderWaterBrother, Mar 27, 2008
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    Advice For Stupid People......Do Not Attempt To Answer This Question........[​IMG]......[​IMG]



    Cheers Glen...[​IMG]
     
    GLENGLEN, Mar 27, 2008
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    Wash, rinse, repeat.
     
    newo, Mar 27, 2008
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    Never Attempt To Replace The Radiator Hoses On Any "Air Cooled" Engine..........Before First Releasing ....All The Water Out Of The Cooling System....[​IMG]


    Cheers Glen.
     
    GLENGLEN, Mar 28, 2008
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    Redbull doesnt really give you wings.
     
    crummyrummy, Mar 28, 2008
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    Quit breaking the law, asshole!
     
    FlyingBurritoBro, Mar 28, 2008
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    When "applying directly to your forehead"...do not use adhesive.
     
    inkblob, Mar 28, 2008
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  31. crummyrummy

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    brush your teeth and the toilet with seperate brushes.
    Dont mix brushes up.
     
    crummyrummy, Mar 28, 2008
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  33. GLENGLEN

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    When You Go To See A Specialist About Your Loss Of Memory.........Expect To Be Asked To Pay Him In Advance......



    Cheers Glen...[​IMG]
     
    GLENGLEN, Mar 28, 2008
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    Stop talking on your cell phone when you drive!
     
    OlderWaterBrother, Mar 29, 2008
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    AAAAA MEN! And quit doing dumb shit on camera. If there's a camera around, hold perfectly still until it goes away or the battery goes dead.
     
    FlyingBurritoBro, Mar 29, 2008
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  39. OlderWaterBrother

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    If a key isn't unlocking a lock, don't keep twisting till the key breaks off in the lock!
     
    OlderWaterBrother, Mar 29, 2008
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