Advice for Stupid People

And if you want a beer and don't have a churchkey, DON'T try using your teeth! Use a lighter or the edge of a picnic table.

 

Advice For Stupid People.....The Difference Between "Genius" And "Stupidity".........Is That "Genius" Has Limits...


Cheers Glen.

 

Buy low, sell high.

 

On a commercial passenger plane, please don’t sit by the emergency exits

 

WHY NOT....?????....If I Was Offered The Choice Of Seats On A Plane.........I Would Most Certainly Book The Seat.....Nearest The Exit......

Makes Sense To Me......

Cheers Glen.

 

Because GlenGlen, if a stupid person sat next to the emergency exit, in an emergency he wouldn't be able to open it and everyone on the plane would die!

 

There you go. Trying to reason with him...

 

:lol:

 

Dont loan money to a crack head.

 

When driving though a flashing red light you don't have to stop everytime the red light comes on.

 

Whenever someone says "HEY!" don't assume they mean you. You look really dumb pointing at yourself with that puzzled look on your face.

 

PVC is not an all occasion fabric.

 

Don't try to do your own Dentistry!

 

Flipping up the collar of your Pink Izod shirt only makes you look more gay.

 

Remember when fishing, hold on to the pole and throw the hook into the water!

 

dont give a cat amphetamines

 

A bummer is not a female bum.

 

If you dont shower and use patchouli, you enter a whole new realm of rancid odor that is better left alone.
Fucking shower/bathe regularily!!!!!!!

 

Hitting yourself in the head with a hammer because it feels so good when you stop.
Not such a good idea

 

when closing the door, and your fingers hurt.... try taking your hand out of the way.