Advice for Stupid People

Don't go whaling with a captain named Ahab!

 

Ohhhhhhhhhhh Yes They Are........


Cheers Glen.

 

Give Me One Reason Why Not...........


Cheers Glen..

 

Give Me One Reason Why Not..........


Cheers Glen.

 

Dear Sir,

Would You Kindly Step Across To The "BANNED" Thread.......So I May Personally Have The Pleasure Of.........**BANNING YOU FOR LIFE**........For Your Irresponsible.......And.......Badly Reseached.......Post...


Cheers Glen...


P.S.......After That ..You May Like To Venture Across To The "Insult The Poster Above You" Thread.........Where It Will Give Me Much Pleasure To Express My Thoughts Of You In A More Open......Unrestricted ......Uncensored......Envionment.......

 

Don't forget to clean out your bowl after doing salvia.

EVER.

You'll forget it's in there and wonder why your weed has taken you to a 3rd dimension.

 

Because there is a much better thing to do with drinking alcohol, like drinking it!

 

If youre going to have sex in the woods ... learn what poison ivy, poison oak and poison sumak look like!

Don't puke on a hot stove. The smell alone will make everyone else puke too.

 

When they say don't try this at home, don't try it at home!

 

That reminds me, dont put your wood too close to your woodstove that you cant bend over to get some without burning your ass. Leaves an unsitely scar.

 

That reminds me, it's not a good idea to test how hot something is by touching it.

 

You can't eat money

 

Well you can eat money, but it's not a good idea to chew the coins.

 

Might not wanna try suicide by hitting oneself repeatedly with an anvil...

 

Dont fart in the shower

 

don't spit into the wind....

 

make triple sure you are completely clear of the zipper

 

don't stick yer tongue to a frozen metal pole in the dead of winter....

 

dont stick your foot in the spokes

 

Don't touch the wind.