Advice for Stupid People

don't ruin good beer with lemons, Widmer, O.K.

 

dont go through the car wash when its -40c out

 

don't make your own fireworks

 

dont shoot the fireworks from your roof

 

dont jump from the eighth floor window of a flat shouting Geronimo.

 

never jump from a moving car

 

dont run into walls they dont move

 

dont feed your dog exlax

 

eating a grasshopper wont make you jump higher

 

eating bacon will not make you lose weight

 

don't drive with your eyes closed

 

dont move to florida, a hurricane will eventually take your house

 

don't take advice from anyone named broony

 

actually don't take advice from anyone posting on this thread.

 

don't shoot a deer out of season......$450 fine

 

always set the parking brake when parking on a hill

 

if its not broke don't fix it

 

wake up and drink beer

 

never park in the middle of the road

 

reading the bible wont make you a good person