aFoolOnaDread Thread

san fran can keep the sharks... we have drop bears to be worrying about anyway

 

Oh Noez, Don't Talk To Me About Dropbears, Twas Only This Morning GLEN

Was Sitting In His Garden With A Mug Of Coffee, WHEN, I Heard This

Rustle In The Tree Above, And My Natural Instinct Was To Run....

Lucky I Did, Because Seconds Later This Massive Dropbear Landed Right

Where I Was Sitting, And Just When I Thought Things Couldn't Get

Any Worse, They Did, Yes The Miserable Animal Added Insult To Injury

By Drinking My Coffee....

GLEN Hates Dropbears....



Cheers Glen.

 

And of course there's the famed "bleeding dingo" I've heard so much about

 

they'll eat your babies!

 

well we have to deal with those damn jackalopes eating all of our vegetables.

i feel awful about your drop bear problem. what a pity about your coffee glen.

 

Another Day, Another Lost Coffee, No Big Deal....:coffee:



Cheers Glen.

 

That is quite a funky tree you are dancing with

 

DOH!! I got snaked...

 

Dreads a looking good dude, I like that headband thing.

 

i think you are also a hero of mine nice tree skills.

 

trees coming along nicely.
When it grows some more will be sweetshit

 

...in addition to...?

 

Jesus brah, Jesus!

I don't see a snake. Oh look you have dreads! NIIICE.

 

Me too.

You make that yourself fool?

 

It was a Sarah Snake, cutting me off in the pipe brah

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edit: somehow I missed that this was my 1,000th post... meh, but on the bright side my member is now officially 'senior'
arty:arty:

 

cute treehugger pics Fool.

Excuse my ignorance but wtf is a drop bear?

My biggest wildlife contenders here in the suburbs are crackheads. In fact Glen....I have a similiar story....

This morning Mandy was drinking her coffee and heard a rustling in the bushes
My instinct told me to run inside...so that I did
and good thing too cuz as fate would have it a motha trucka crackehead pickle head ass bitch fell from a treetop...
like a cat with nine lives he landed square on his feet and we made eye contact as he foamed at the mouth...
In the distance I heard someone yell...Save yourselves....
In an attempt to startle and confuse I attempted a knock knock joke...
*knock knock
*who's there
*repeat
*repeat who
*who who who biotch

at which point the cracker was confused...thinking there was an owl mocking him in the distance....
so he took off on all fours.


Crazeeeeeeeey!

 

Exactly How Many Bottles Of Red Have You Consumed Today..:toetap05:.?

I'm Still On My Second Glass...



Cheers Glen.

 

hmmm.....3 margaritas so far....lol