Ageism

OK, it's a deal

 

Yay!
Where do we meet?

 

The moon.

That would be so hot...giving you a lap dance at zero gravity...

 

Damn, all the people at the internetcafe here are looking at me because I am moaning.

 

What country are you in? Because in certain cultures, moaning means you're ready for your feast of monkey brains and yak blood. It's a rite of passage...DUH

 

Funny that you mention yak blood, because I am currently in Tibet and almost everything here is yak-related.

 

You know, you shouldn't be so rude as to talk about their food like that!

 

Why not, they also do it.
Anyway, back ontopic; about the naked dancing....

 

Yeah naked dancing is much more interesting than yaks...

Well, the monks might disagree...

 

Believe me, the monks do not disagree.
Do you also do sex after naked dancing?

 

Depends on how much you turn me on...and based on this conversation...probably not all that much!

LOL

 

Did I tell you about my 1991 Mazda 323 yet?
Wait after I pimped it and you will be sorry you are refusing me now.

 

22 is too old to be thinking of having sex or dancing .....i suggest you be humanely uthenized .

 

How could I refuse a sarcastic stud such as yourself?

 

Yeah right...I'm smart and sexy...I'm the kind of person that SHOULD breed.

bird_migration on the other hand...

 

Sounds good, one hand for yourself and bird_migration on the other.
When shall we start making a next generation of lovable, cynical dancers?

 

I've always wanted to visit Tibet

 

well its my revenge on the world , never to have combined my dna and make a new citizen , thats one less genious thell have to kick around .

 

I just visited your gallery and I have to admit that you are very sexy.
In other words, I would not mind you coming to Tibet for a little bit of traditional Tibetan lovemaking.

 

Hmmm, Tibetan lovemaking? What might that involve?

Do tell!