It has nothing to do with telling and everything to do with doing, so the best thing would be for you to come over here and experience the greatest thing you might ever experience in your life.
Aw, come on bird, be a sport. I like fucking with you...maybe we should try it in the literal sense, after all *giggles*
Now that approach always seem to work. Maybe first we should know a little more about eachother. What is your favorite color?