All-time favorite insult?

When I was Walking my Dog Today...Some Overweight Woman Said to me as I Walked by...

"Your Dog is Fat"

I Stopped Turned to Face Her...And Replied...

"Look Who's Talking"

That Shut Her up Alright...

Heh...

Then I Carried on Walking...

Not the Greatest Insult but most Recent...

 

Aww!! That's mean!! Though 'twas mean of her to insult yewr dog...

EDIT: As for an insult, one of the ones I like,
'Can I borrow your face for the weekend? My ass is going on holiday'...

 

Insult my Dog and You're Insulting me...

I mean...What is the Point in Her Telling me What She Thinks?

I Do Not Care...I Do Not Care What Anyone Says...

It wasn't a Nice Comment...There was No Need for Her to Say Anything...

She Could Have Said..."How Do Miss" Or "Weather be Nice"

But Insulting my Dog...Bad manners...Lack of Respect...

 

I mean...It is Not Like my Dog WOuld be Offend...

But I am...Y'know...

Deliberate Insult...Pisses me Off...

I Could Have Said Alot Worse to Her but I Just Somehow Stopped myself and Walked Away...

 

"If I had a dog with a face like yours I'd shave his ass and train him to walk backwards."