america is stupid!

no way! i really like the united states!

 

fuck california.

 

ah yes. if i'm not mistaken, shakespeare first said that.

 

i think mozart wrote a ditty about it, too.

 

i do enjoy the conversation of mozart

 

indeed

 

such bawdy songs have to be appreciated.


i'm watching volcano. there's a dog stuck in a house as the lava moves towards it and sets it on fire. my 6 year old turns to me and says "she'll have to buy a cat now, huh?"

 

haha, america is stupid.

so, weed. the best weed I've smoked was australian. I've met canadians going off about how good canadian - BC, specifically - weed is just the best stuff ever. I dunno. I'll give it a go when I'm there though

 

you do know that amsterdam is not in australia, right? just making sure that was a stream of consciousness sorta thing and not a product of the american educational system...

 

Pardon?

 

in a couple years she'll realize that it's illegal to kill a pet in american cinema...

 

I'm not american. I can see how what I wrote could be confusing though.

 

fucking american cinema.

 

you DID sound american for a moment there. it was...discomfiting.

 

it's true. even though you can get to amsterdam AND australia via sepulveda blvd., they're at opposite ends. grab your thomas guide, i swear, i'm right.

 

ok, I edited out that last bit so it would make more sense. I couldn't live with sounding like an american. clearly I shouldn't be up posting on these forums at five in the morning.

 

Joking?

 

its 8PM

 

fucking americans.

 

you are aware that time is different..not everyone is in the same time zone...