Americans + Canadians

The orphan child of American society.
Poor thing.

 

Oh no,

Everyone cares about Colombia,



and Brazil

 

One passport, one shitty shitty passport...

Israel.


Arghhhh.

 

I LOVE Brazil.

 

Wow, that must be one of the worst indeed. No Islamic countries for Ruby to visit.

 

A very simple statement, and a very simple people.



...and Canada? Common... It's Canada.... the land of hockey and moose.

No one cares about hockey, that's for certain... now moose, maybe... just maybe.

 

don't feel bad, old chap. I'm from New York so as long as I don't head southways I probably won't be lynched and put on display at the city limits by some good ol' boys.

 

A Jew !!!!! :leaving:

 

Hide within your own sanctuary to escape the wrath of your own country.

 

*waits for someone to point out that I just generalized people from the South*

 

No sir.

I'll just marry someone with a better passport. Anything other than the US or Palistine and I'll be fine.

To be honest, talking about the US. This country is pissing me off so much lately that all I really wanna do is leave.

It's really shitty when your other option is the damn army.

 

the coolest country is probably Chicago, or maybe Miami?!?!?!

 

OH come on now! I haven't been able to use my rope in a good long while!

 

all the cool Americans want to go to your country.

 

You know what's great about being foreign, hip, and friendly?

Even the good ol' boys love me. It's amazing. The rednecky kids my age piss me off to no extent, but the old rednecks, the ones with the bud light fridge, the deer chilli on the stove, and the meth pipe in their hands...

Oh man, they can teach you a thing or two about life. (Or at least fishing).

 

what the fuck are you doing in Arkansas?

 

It is only for three years. And after that you get to travel India or South-America, like all other Isrealites.

 

I think America does get a little better than Arkansas...I bet there are at least 40 better states even, 40 is a conservative estimate

 

My country is not much better, but at least we can smoke the herb and hear people say fuck on television.

 

Hmm... good point, what am I doing in Arkansas?

Less than I'd be doing somewhere else, which might be a good thing.

I don't really have any excuse to skip class here... there's just nothing better to do than to go.

Keeps me in check.

You know... they have an entire city dedicated to rehab for people coming back from backpacking in Asia set apart in the middle of Israel by the desert