Amusing quips to make after passing wind

Do you smell that?

Smells like apple pie.

 

I'm out of rep, consider this a + 1

 

Never heard of a quip before

 

Ass must be asleep--just heard it snoring.

 

"That doors still creaking - must oil the hinges".

 

barking spider

Took me years to figure that one out.

/wishing I hadn't figured it out

 

Nice username for this particular thread.

 

^Good one.

I knew somebody once that used to bitch about farts.

He said that shit molecules were invading his lungs and sticking there, lol.