an airing of grievances

people who stand you up and then look at you like "why didnt you know I wasnt going to be there?"
people who make enough money to live off of but then "borrow" money from you to pay for shit they dont need
people who make vegetarian dishes with cheese (i know cheese is vegetarian but it would only be one step to make it vegan)
BTW YES YES YES to the put your trash in your pocket movement!

 

Then there's the age old debate on the toilet seat position-Women like it left down but should women leave it in the up position if the only other person in the house is male?-I once heard about a woman using the toilet in the dark and getting a her ass mauled by a cat when she sat down-Seems the family cat was getting a drink and got knocked in-fact or fiction?-(kinda funny either way)lol

 

Oh Rob, everyone knows the toilet just looks better with the seat down, it has nothing to do with a power struggle between male and female. You can also dress up your toilet seat with a fuzzy and colorful cover, and then it definitely needs to go down, or what's the point. I think men just don't want to go through the extra arm movements, or attention to detail it would take to put it down. (Ha Ha !) Alas, if the seat had been in its "proper position" the poor cat-clawed woman, would have had a less painfull trip to the bathroom.

 

But I like to look at the green colored water-I put those things in the tank to keep it clean-Now really; what is the "proper position" on a toilet-Some folks let their dogs drink from it so it needs to be up-And if you have a man who drinks too much you would be better off leaving it up. I don't put those silly carpets on the seat cuz I tried once and those things just won't go on!-I wasted 15 minutes of my time here on Earth trying to get an ugly rug to go over a toilet seat-God was laughing I'm sure-They don't fit for one reason-They don't belong on there-I just keep the whole thing bleached white and clean and leave the rugs on the floor where I can slip on them in my socks and crack my head on the beforementioned uncarpeted toilet deat-I know what your thinking; "If it had a carpet on it and it was in the down position; you may not have cracked your head"-Well then I couldn't get Social Security Disability for brain damage!-So-no carpets = retirement and check every month!-If you stop by I will drop the lid the moment I see ya coming-ok? (ps-this story is fiction)-

 

as a man, i have to admit, i put the seat down, i dunno why, its comulsory...i hoep the male race doesnt diisown me for such a grievous crime...its only if there r other people around though, at my own home, by myself, i dont know, cus i just walk into the bathbroom, turn and pee, sometimes i even pull pants down

 

a women is always guaranteed a clean seat when she comes to use it if its kept up

 

But hey, what about those of us who have an outhouse? Pisses me off when folks toss their cans and bottles down there too, they don't decompose!

 

no one throws cans and bottles in my outhouse

our outhouse is for emergencies... i'm in the boonies and we were out the electric for 24 hrs. ... there is an intermittent stream that flows by the house and so as the heavy rains and winds that outted our power, also gave us a place to grab a bucket of water for the toilet

 

-OK-So here is my idea for a new invention-A toilet that can recognize the sex of the person about to use it by-one of several methods-There could be a small video cam on the toilet that is aimed upward to the throat-If no adams apple is seen then then seat goes down-and up it goes; if the apple is present-or a camera that zooms in on the crotch-If it sees something being pulled out it stays up=if not;goes down.Voice recognition would be nice as well as the old standby "clap on- clap off"-seat up seat down!-Oila-Problem solved-send your contributions to me for further research and development-It will be called the SMART SEAT-also can be heated and have mp3 or dvd setup-for those long ones!(

 

I know why there is meat in your pizza. Next time don't tell them you are a strict vegitarian and they won't fck w/ your pizza.

 

I think that women are just too lazy to put the seat back up when they are done.

 

toilet seat situation......

well, I think if you are the minority sex in the house, you must comply with the majority...

Its just me and my boyfriend....so we compromise. Keep the seat down at night.....an assful of cold water when you are sleepwalking sucks....as for guys, IMPROVE YOUR AIM!!! lol....

I think every bathroom should come with bidets....that would solve that age old problem!!!

 

damn....I hate it when I get distracted and overcook my ramen noodles....

 

Is it true that Top Ramen is made from water and flour!-OMG!-On the seat issue-I love it when a cat scratches a girls butt in the middle of the night when she accidently sits on it!-(only in a cartoon though)-please-no hate mail-That is too funny-I would pay good money for that video-My cat has sharp claws and that would be a little painful-I'm sure it;s just a folk lore anyway-kinda like the superglue seat-who would be that rotten?Johnny Rotten thats who-I heard he did it once-Dolly-Is a bidet that thing that looked so much like a toilet that I accidently thought it was one in France and was a little embarrasing-? Is that what that thing was?-I thought it was a broken toilet-It was shooting water straight up in the air-In my house that would be a broken throne--Who knew right?

 

Spoilt brats
cellphones
people who think having money makes them important
noise
anything that jars, such as ghastly colour combinations
people who think they can write and churn out sentences with no capitals, punctuation, or coherence!
Heavy metal music
Rude people
Bad drivers
Women who put makeup on in the car while they are driving

I could go on....

 

I kind of think the toilet seat issue is a bit retarded and probably one of the many reasons why we are getting fatter.

 

people who blame their problems on external sources and dont take responsibility for their actions

 

people who force me to face the fact that im responsible for my problems...I LIKE PRETENDING LIKE ITS OTHER PEOPLES FAULT!!! how dare u make me face reality, ive spent years and alot of money avoiding it... good grammer, i despise good grammer...i can write properly, but why, if u get the point, thats the point

 

hmmm... was that aimed at me?

 

only if you are one of those people