An Athiest's Prayer

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  1. GreenGreenGrassofHome

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    Sigh. Can we start a sub-forum entitled Deliberate misnterpretations that aren't funny ?

    Atheist. It is the same form of word as atypical, amoral et hoc genus omne.
     
  2. Dejavu

    Dejavu Until the great unbanning

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    GGGOH:
    The nail fungus is no misinterpretation. The funny bit is that he's proud of it! :-D

    Ah! I get it! It was your joke that was funny! Don't worry, I'm not being sarcastic, at least not as sarcastic as I can be. ;-D

    Never met anyone who didn't like to say the best things.
     
  3. thedope

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    Not in your nation.
    No I don't know. I don't think constipation looks like prayer. If you equate prayer with looking for relief then it is not the same at all.



    You seem a little green.

    It must be me you find hopeless, you being full of it.
    You were born in water.
     
  4. thedope

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    As far as being proud of nail fungus, as I related to noxious gas, the nail fungus has been nothing more than companionable and pride is an insidious form of self loathing.
     
  5. Dejavu

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    Companionable! That's even better! lol

    I don't think pride is as bad as you make it sound, but there are better things for sure. :-D

    Are we not of the world?

    LOL Keep focusing that chi then. Don't mind me. None of my business.

    I'm younger than you. I find love higher than gratitude.

    No, I think you have hope, even if you won't say what it is!

    :-D
     
  6. GreenGreenGrassofHome

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    I get it now. A theist is someone who has nail fungus. Or maybe an atheist has nail fungus. Or anail seeist has failed udders. Or maybe failed seers have unguent tails or ailing fears of other theirs.....

    I think I'll go and exungulate while I can....
     
  7. thedope

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    I think he's got it! I hope it goes away quickly if it causes concern. Hope after all.

    If am a theist of any sort, it is a theorist perhaps.
     
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    I can't tell them apart closest of cousins that they are. My awe is awesome instead of ahh cute.
     
  9. GreenGreenGrassofHome

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    My oar is the same and is full of or.
     
  10. Dejavu

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    Your awe is beginning to sound a little inbred thedope! :-D

    Love and gratitude, related, but not the same.

    Love has no need of gratitude. Gratitude though is nothing without love.
     
  11. osiris

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    Don't. Be. An. Asshole.

    Assholes are a part of being for expelling unneeded waste, not being itself.

    It's hard though. When one attempts to continually communicate with those who have diarrhea of the brain or mouth, one tends to be mistaken as being of their number. Work related hazard and all. Sort of mental salmonella can start going around. Internet age doesn't seem to have helped much.

    (...is he talking about me? No, I think he's talking about the other guy. Maybe talking about himself. The manatee? Superman? What the hell is he talking about!? I don't think he knows. I'll chase him from thread to thread and try to expose him for what I am, I mean, he is, uh, whataworldwhataworldwhataworld...)

    Tornado indeed.
     
  12. thedope

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    I don't feel needy, It is where I find myself. Is that why I am full of it?
     
  13. thedope

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    the storms in our consciousness reflect the storms in the atmosphere just as the storms in the atmosphere reflect the storms in our consciousness.

    Storms are caused by uneven heating.
     
  14. thedope

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    Don't curse the world and you will find it never curses you no matter how hard it tries.
     
  15. Dejavu

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    So many don'ts.

    Love.


    Love!

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1ggsKzkgIbI"]Grandmaster Flash - The Message (Instrumental) - YouTube

    :-D


    Love
     
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    jesus was the last sacrifice . we respect goats sensibly .

    ok , hey , i am one who gave away the wealth . occasionally , i am
    discovered sometimes honored . living this way ... well , i'm allowed
    survival ... it's enchantedly jesusly true ... even the wildbirds are
    attentive to my needs .
     
  17. GreenGreenGrassofHome

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    Do you have a computer program that randomly generates sentences?
     
  18. thedope

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    What is love? Why do some find it illusive? Why the call for it? Because you cannot love what you have judged unworthy of it. We are always the measure of our experiment. Where your treasure or sense of rightness lay there is your heart also.
     
  19. Dejavu

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    No, I was born into the air. My poor mother, a water birth may have been easier.


    On love:
    Them sent answers posed to go to gather?
     
  20. thedope

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    Dry socket?


    On love:
    That is, why does it appear at times absent?
     

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