And another "Make an absurd accusation about the poster above" thread

the last time you jumped into the ocean thousands of Japanese people died

 

^is trying to place the blame on someone else

 

Distributing v for vendetta blotter sheets by the thousands throughout the states via a complicated underground network attempting to re create dissent and expose the truth.

 

^ bought 100 sheets from me for his weekend "trip"

 

Cannot peel a banana without blushing and giggling loudly, like a crazed maniac.

 

Has set up secret cameras in fruit and veg departments in 100's of supermarkets to capture the terrorist bits to enjoy for his own pleasure.

 

Has a stash of frozen Big Macs in his freezer.

 

howls at full moons

 

pretends he lost his pet rat,just ta checkout my underwear ha! ha!

 

Banned for wearing roamy's underwear on his head.

 

Goes to the store in the middle of the night wearing random underwear on his head and also Superman-style over his pants. All the head underwear stolen off neighbours washing lines in broad daylight,whilst naked and singing ''I am what I am...".

 

Digs holes in his yard in the middle of the night and makes just enough noise to wake the neighbours (on purpose) so they see him. But nobody ever asks him what he's doing. They're all afraid he's burying bodies...

 

Throws hams at her neighbors while her hubby yells. POPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPYYYYYYYYYYY

 

Paints his toenails

 

wears loadsa makeup

 

Talks to aliens in her sleep and keeps crazy blueprints in all her dressers and drawers of random planet systems, aliens , alien ship designs and is a UFO denier in public

 

is spying on my alien friends :alien::alien::alien:

 

is the only person who knows that yes indeed i am an alien. i didn't even need to get out my official probe to prove it. she just knew.

oops - now you all know!

 

^ looking for an excuse to probe Roamy

 

Thinks an oil additive is a hallucinogen.