And another "Make an absurd accusation about the poster above" thread

Builds special custom vehicles designed to secretly import lots of drugs from Canada

 

Thinks Canada is a leading exporter of stuff.

 

Calls Himself Retired Hippie, When In Fact He Is

Crankyirishgirl In Disguise....



Cheers Glen.

 

sneaks into people's homes and steals opened jars of pickles (never steals new jars) and hoards them under his bed. has been doing this for several years and has yet to be caught.

 

returns my underwear, but never washes them first!

 

Only reason why he's really down with the deal is bc he gets a chance to puncture some poppys in her backyard and have a pain free afternoon those days

 

eats electronic items for dinner

 

Sucks toes for desert.

 

eats legs for dinner

 

serves fingernails as appetizers at dinner parties

 

Hosts and organizes huge dinner parties involving random body parts, but never attends them herself.

 

sings the same song over an over again in his sleep

 

Sleepwalks in a pirates costume.

 

steals from the recycling center to cash in aluminum cans to pay for his "habit"

 

Is actually 42 - just likes screwing with people's heads.

 

wants chelsea to win champions league

 

Would win the Champions League himself, but has one of those weird phobias of success.

 

Has a phobia of phobias.

 

Has a phobia that he's not a hippie any more and secretly dreams of being a corporate hot shot

 

fantasizes of being an alien