And another "Make an absurd accusation about the poster above" thread

Fantasies about having encounters with said alien entities

 

has 10 spaceships

 

Is actually a cyber stalking sock puppeted, mentally ill man who terrorises women....lol

 

is a nun. still a hippie, but a nun! who would've thunk it?

 

has sexual relations with 20 nuns every month

 

Films and sells nun porn tapes out of her trunk , but always brings up the topic in public venues and pretends like its the dirtiest videos ever

 

Is on steroids, wears dentures, an ill-fitted wig, adult diapers,
bi-focals and braces, unable to understand why they are still single.

 

Has overwhelming urges, none are legal or sane.

 

Has a Mr. Spock fetish.

 

Thinks he's invisible so he runs around pinching girl asses,
and getting slapped until he's black & blue proving he can be seen.

(To willyblue great post after mine, way too funny!) :smilielol5:

 

Is a Mad Scientist who turns frogs into kittens.

 

Is a Mad Frog who turns kittens into scientists

 

Tried to major to become a mad scientist so he could make animal human hybrids but watches beastility porn all day, instead.

 

Was an actor in Bobs porn flicks.

 

Invented a place called Upper Michigan and expects to believe that people called Yoopers live there. Yeah, right!

 

invented post-its

 

Runs an upscale world class prostitution rink, pimping out 10 star men & women

 

Is an intergalactic alien in disguise that no longer has communication with the home planet and is collecting data of the human race via hipforums.

 

isn't "nowhere", is EVERYWHERE!

 

Is so hopeless at directions,she couldn't find sand if she fell off a camel!