And another "Make an absurd accusation about the poster above" thread

Holds his breath until he turns blue for attention, noone
gave a damn, he's now currently on life support.

 

Thanks for noticing!

Is a figment of your imagination. She exists in a parallel universe and is here to add another layer to already complex life

 

Has a problem [due to oxygen starvation to the brain from holding his breath] understanding that oxyqueen is in fact from the IRS and wants his returns-NOW!

 

sleeps in an oxegen tent

 

Breathes helium

 

has been talking to the greek god of the sun

 

Goes to the hardware store to buy stripey paint,sky-hooks and skirting-board ladders.

 

lies to everyone about not being an alien

 

Pretends he's not a racist-but in reality he DETESTS anyone from Mars and spends many nights alone with a telescope hoping to see Uranus!!

 

Is pushing massive amounts of pure Columbian Yay-yo to pay for a down payment on a straw hut in Mogadishu, Somalia. The reason he needs so much $ is to pay for blood diamonds.

 

Laughs hysterically at jokes, no one is telling.

 

Believed it when his best friend told him they had taken the word "gullible" out of the dictionary.

 

Owns the patent rights to the sherbert dib-dab

 

Gets lost in random forests for fun in boring days so they can be more exciting

 

Makes toffee apples for a living

 

Has a serious addiction to toffee apples and is one of Indn Hippie's best customer !

 

Got a real shock when a sheep knocked on his teepee and demanded his coat back!

 

Drives milk floats for a living

 

constantly knitting something that isn't there.

 

Takes any sort of mind altering substance given to him by strangers at deadhead venues with no inhibitions