And another "Make an absurd accusation about the poster above" thread

Is often to be found in WalMart naked eating peanut M&M's

 

is actually a woman physicist living in china

 

Is far too good at this amateur psychic lark.

 

did'nt bother goin' ta work an stayed at home baking us loadsa pancakes

 

ate all the pancakes before i could have some

 

Licks the syrup off the empty "pancake" plates , when she THINKS no ones looking of course .

 

took pictures of aforementioned incident

 

has a buffalo pet

 

Eats blood pudding , yuck !

 

is a butcher

 

Executed all her dolls when she was a kid hoping to catch Charles Mansons attention.

 

Just sent ole Chuck a prison letter . Asking for a bromance .

 

Is actually Charles Manson's third eye

 

LOL. :|

Is actually Jackie's dad from that 70s show

 

has a secret fetish-he likes to suck sweaty socks,especially crusty ones.

 

always smells like cheese


except after he eats cheese

 

has a collection of cats skulls he uses as bongos-sometimes,the cat was dead BEFORE he skinned it.

 

hospitalized twice for missing his scabbard and shoving a sword down his pants

 

Likes to view the world through the wrong end of a telescope

 

has multiple sets of legs, a different style for each mini she owns