And another "Make an absurd accusation about the poster above" thread

Lives with clue on the grid playing games all day

 

Is really a smartly dressed, Australian businesswoman.

 

Has the largest but strangest looking penis I have ever had the pleasure to see.

 

Has seen a lot of penises

 

Wants precise measurements.

 

Has more shoes than Imelda Marcos

 

Wants to borrow them.

 

Doesn't realize that I'm actually a detective in the High Heel Theft Division

 

Uses that excuse with all the girls.

 

bribed bob not ta take all the shoes back by giving him her favorite pair

 

is a major supplier of fine shoes being exported from 3rd world countries using child labor.
shes made millions off of her 'fuck me' pumps

 

thinks textile footwear is made outa animals backs in childrens sweat shops

 

stand corrected and ask her where she hid my pipe

 

loses track of his pipe a lot.

 

Lost track of what's behind her little ?!

 

has a pipe fetish

 

is projecting her fetishes onto others

 

Instead of having a bank account, she caps her teeth in gold...

 

is a banking mogul creating false price gauging forcing people to acquire gold and hide it as the world currencies mean nothing any more

 

has just found perils stash of gold