And another "Make an absurd accusation about the poster above" thread

Steals gold teeth from old people.

 

Only sits down in seats that have the ass imprints of
others deeply embedded & are funky warm.

 

Owns the world's only wheel-less skateboard coz they're easier to stay on

 

sells wheel less skateboards - the kicker is they actually hover aka hover boards

 

has 20 different skateboards

 

has a life time supply of condoms and lube

 

is fogetting this is the absurd thread ha! ha!

 

haha!


plugs dirt in secret

 

sells spark plugs ha! ha!

 

has a spark plug fetish

 

has a fetish fetish

 

skips instead of walks

 

Refused to vacate his house after they built the reservoir. Now only his chimney shows above the water line.

 

Often to be found in the garden naked reciting the Bard with platefuls of cheese sandwiches and hot french fries with.....lots of ''MAYO''.

 

Thinks swimming the Channel was too easy so he is planning to swim to Ireland from Land's End.

 

Is desperate to watch anyone in Speedos - watch out guys!

 

is building a spaceship :alien::alien::alien:

 

Has lots of clothes to tempt me in my gay spaceship to 'turn' me but knows I will provide, in place of that, lot's of platonic massage and chocolates and lovely sexy food for to take mind off of 'that'!

 

is goin' ta bann all hetrosexual men from the spaceship ta try an turn me,for his lesbian an bisexual friends who are comin' to.an thinks loadsa a chocolates an sexy food will make up for banning all my lovers from the ship.

 

Not gonna be many peeps in me Ship then. Ho hum = we can cope:sunny: