And another "Make an absurd accusation about the poster above" thread

is bringing crates of marshmallows

 

Shall we dip in chocolate or shall I start a lil 'fire'

 

Sneaks around town, licking the foreheads of teenagers
trying to steal their youth so he can fit in and stay fresh.

 

pays leprechaun's in american gold reserves to convinve them to make permanent home under hip forum users' beds

 

Is actually a leprechaun himself disguised as an Indian Hippie

 

is in disguise

 

is actually a fairy living under the glastonbury Tor

 

Sniffs his toes one by one to see if it's time to take a shower.

 

never sniffs her toes, and thus has large fungal blooms growing between them. She harvests these every month and sells them at a local market...

 

is a huge buyer of fungal toe blooms. uses it as a secret recipe in his fung toe soup

 

Has many friends with fungal toe problems and once a month organises a naked toe party in the local church where they drink moonshine and sing old folk songs in honor of the Toe God

 

Is actually the Toe God Himself

 

Introduced weattoes to the art of toes.

 

Rides two cats like rollerskates

 

thinks that if you plant fruit loops that fruit loop trees will sprout.

 

Is obsessed in anal desensitizing solution and the promotion of the product - mainly cos when the manufacturing company floated on the stock exchange he bought 51% of the company

 

You only know this because he had you do all the research about it for him!

 

You only know this about me knowing stuff about him because you have hired an international private investigator to spy on me so as you can extend your stalking activity to the UK!

Well, let me tell you this, I have contacts in both MI5 and MI6 and a direct computer connection with Langley!

BE VERY WARNED - you international manhunting stalker!

 

I have no words, lol...

You rock in such an absurd way...

:2thumbsup:

 

How VERY dare you for accusing ME of being absurd!

You were the one that choked that hot latino cop into agreeing not to call me after Billski went to bed - he wanted me

(D just gonna take his meds x )