And another "Make an absurd accusation about the poster above" thread

I think D needs a lot more than meds... he needs a slap upside the head!

 

Is actually growing all her poppies for my personal consumption

 

is using that excuse as a distraction ploy to cover up an international operation involving 50 lbs / week marijuana crop

 

is absurdly accusatory towards previous posters! :2thumbsup:

 

Is losing the plot quite fast me thinks but dontcha just love her!:2thumbsup:

 

Yep,frequently...but never on the 3rd Sunday of any month with a 'Y' in it-coz that's when she goes out killing doctors......[cue echoing laughter in falsetto voice....]

 

(Is that a ''woman thing''?)...

Eats small bears on toast with roasted vine cherry tomatos every morning

 

Peels the toenails off crippled children just to hear them scream!

 

Eats the toenails, with ranch dressing.

 

lives on the fiji island, bottling water and swimming naked with female dolphins

 

walks backwards for a whole day once a week ,just for a change from walking forwards

 

0_o u know me.

Is actually the lord of the ring. her beauty deceives all

 

is really bilbo baggins

 

lol. is secretly a huge LOTR fan and conducts LOTR parties once a year. character dress up required. drug use required.

 

is going ta explain ta me in great detail what the hell an lotr party is. ha! ha!

 

secretly knows what a lotr party is

 

Is obsessed with taking a packed lunch to Hyde Park and spying on shagging rabbits and practicing his wrist action in time bith bugsys grinding hips

 

Is actually a doctor of Rabbit Gynecology

 

Is envious of my experience at night on Somerset hills killing many rabbits with my high-powered air rifle with nightscope and taking them back to my lodge and skinning and cooking and having feasts by firelight

 

Obviously doesn't realize I'm a vegetarian