And another "Make an absurd accusation about the poster above" thread

Doesn't know I was a vegetarian for a number of years until I encountered medical problems and had to eat flesh

 

Makes obscene comments at sausage factories.

 

Owns several large sausage factories, and is proud to say that his sausage has been eaten all over america

 

You have not gone to the bathroom out of your asshole in over 3 days.

 

Has an incredibly large bladder and can go for a week without urinating. How lucky! (But then brags about how much weight he loses every week!)

 

Knows too much about other peoples bathroom habits, and is proud of it.

 

^ Retired by writing a letter to the governer, which read; "I renounce my work years, and declare them officially over." at the old age of 15 and a half.

 

Often found in Central Park staring at the joggers whilst dribbling and singing Christmas Carols very badly

 

Was born with a strange mutation, which means he now hears through his nose and smells through his ears ...

 

Actually does NOT cherish nor explore nature.

 

Still has not delivered my order of poppies

 

Has no patience. They're not ready yet, silly!

 

Uses the Pony Express for her poppie delivery....but that's ok, I'll wait......

 

Eats 5 pounds of poppies every day for breakfast on top of his granola - now that's a BIG breakfast bowl!

 

Sells pee , to people who eat five pounds of poppies everyday , to pass random drug tests .

 

Seem to have forgotten you ordered 2 quarts of fresh warm from me just last week - delivered at no extra cost to you via DHL?....

 

Just out of idle curiosity...how d'you keep it warm while its being shipped?


^ Has a pet rock he calls Billski and pretends is a dog...

 

It was expensive, took the advice from DHL Customer Services who arrived with some sort of big crate and they packaged it all up - arrived still warms so it's a BIG :2thumbsup: to them.

Can I take you order now?

 

Runs a chinese "pee" sweatshop in his basement . Sent me pee from a 80 year old post menopausal, austioperosis woman . Who may have a drug problem cause I failed the test .

 

Only failed the test cos drank it instead of bathing in it - for the love of all that is good, why did you not read the comprehensive instructions I sent?

(Do you want a refund? Or a 50% discount voucher for next time?)