And another "Make an absurd accusation about the poster above" thread

Moved to Vermont because he likes Martinis and thought all he'd need to add was the gin. (Isn't very good at spelling, either ... )

 

Thinks a french kiss involves eating large amounts of garlic...

 

walks taking two steps at a time

 

Never says "bless you" when anyone sneezes

 

Takes 4 steps then skips the next 2. Usually gets confused and falls alot.

 

Follows me about, hoping to be able to peek up my skirt when I fall.

Seldom manages it.

 

pulls doors that say push an pushes doors that say pull

 

Once mistook a revolving door for a portal into an alternate universe.

 

met me on the other side of it

 

Followed Roamy into a revolving door and came out in front

 

Left roamy to roam unmercifully in a revolving door for all etenity........... Some Friend.

 

Has a human-size hamster wheel in his living room, entertains guests by running on it.

 

drinks 9 gallons of milk in a day uke:

 

won't eat toes with polish on them, but will eat them if they belong to a dirty hippie!

 

fantasizes about me eating dirty hippie toes

 

is sick of eatin' toes an is eatin' fingers now instead

 

Digs into her ear for spare change.

 

Watches Jerry Springer everyday....and can be heard yelling 'Jerry Jerry Jerry' loudly in her room.

 

wants ta eat my ear

 

Has a DELICIOUS ear....