another make an absurd accusation about the poster above you

eats toes because thats what is 'in style'

 

eats toes because she thinks toenails have as high a protein content as peanut butter

 

Bob has never been a virgin!

 

puggy attempted to take bob's v-card from him!

 

Doesn't realize that Bob doesn't even know what a v card is

 

Bob tried to use the v card to buy groceries.

 

actually wants to buy me some groceries

 

eats rabbits' ears

 

boils donkeys heads with dumplins...

 

Mails body parts to the Canadian governmeny

 

Has no idea that a tetrahedron is a geometric shape.

 

Is so lonely that he called his home phone from his cell phone and made random conversation with his self.

 

Has had 317 different avatars since she got that thumb thingie. 4 hours ago.

 

Has no life at all so he's been counting and farting.

 

Saves her farts in canning jars and stores them according to potency.

 

Cannot wait to visit me and open all the jars
while inhaling deeply and grinning.

 

Once cleared out a 5 Star restaurant with one her odiferous performances.

 

^ Lives in upper MI so he can hop the border to Canada, if he finds out he has a warrant.

 

Doesn't realize that hopping the border to Canada requires a bridge or a boat.

 

Tries swimming there nude to make his thread point valid.