another make an absurd accusation about the poster above you

Stood on shore and tried to harpoon me.

 

eats sand when he goes to the beach thinking its sugar candy

 

Is really a 50 year old man

 

is really a 7 year old little girl

 

Makes sandcastles out of Jell-O mix.

 

is upsessed with sand

 

Give's 3 year old's sugar candy and syrup right before bedtime, laughing.

 

Thinks maple syrup is an energy drink.

 

Thinks doughnuts and cookies are vegetables.

 

Believed RH when he tried to convince her he isn't incontinent

 

Just returned from a weeklong symposium on Why Barry Manilow Is God, he was the keynote speaker.

 

When talking about this forum at the bar,refers to 'toes as "That sexy young wench that can't resist me" - then giggles and falls into the spittoon.

 

is saying that retiredhippie says that when puggy really does that :blush5:

 

PAYS Puggy and I $50 a week each to call her "That sexy young wench."

 

his submarine has only one toilet...

 

yes a yellow submarine with pink sparkles and blue and orange flowers

 

Tried to pull a brony.

 

is really a blow up doll

 

has a blow up doll with all its toes eaten off

 

is a blow up doll theif