another make an absurd accusation about the poster above you

is in serious need of a bandaid ha! ha!

 

Actually eats sticks of butter for dinner OOPS that was for puggy

 

Is the world's slowest speed-typist

 

(That't not absurd it is true.)

Types with his tongue

 

keeps her knock-knees apart with a rubber ball

 

walks on stilts ta make himself look taller

 

used to hang upside-down on the school climbing frame pretending she didn't know the boys were looking at her knickers

 

really believes that ha! ha!

 

still has her very first teddybear

 

still has his first dinky car

 

swims with dolphins

 

Does a liquid cleanse with alcohol.

 

Wears different coloured stockings on each leg - in order to prove that they're not tights (English for pantyhose)

 

Is roamys love slave.

 

Has grand delusions of adequacy.

 

Changes her siggy pic more than Paris Hilton changes BFF's.

 

Has a secret collection of Cliff Richard singles on vinyl that he bops along to.

 

Thinks Paris Hilton is a great role model and strongly encourages girls to be just like her. (This was for RH, siggy regulator) lol!

 

Dances like C3PO on crack.

 

Likes to horn in on my conversations with DaQueen.