another make an absurd accusation about the poster above you

toes only THINKS it's her drumsticks I'm trying to eat! [nudge nudge]

 

puggy makes up extravagant stories about drumsticks

 

toes has a special place in her heart for baby hedgehogs

 

Ha Ha awww!


puggy eats 7 boxes of popsickles a day!

 

toes never takes the last cookie-she takes the 1st one and just doesn't stop!

 

puggy stole my cookies

 

toes smuggles cookies

 

Is not a flying fly but really a limping lizard.

 

Once got so drunk that she propositioned a lamp post...and was rather offended when it failed to reply!

 

^^ LOL


really believes lamp posts talk

 

'toes has three nipple rings- - - one in each nipple.........

 

has a nipple ring fetish... has an entire room that is dedicated to nipple rings

 

Actually wants to show us her nipples with the rings in them

 

The closest Bob has come to being in a jacuzzi is farting in the bath!

 

Knows a lot about me

 

hasn't yet found the hidden webcam in his bathroom........

 

Doesn't realize that I've already found it and that I'm planning to make a fortune off of my homemade porn movies

 

hasn't realised the fapping sounds coming from his bathroom put viewers off

 

Doesn't know who my audience is

 

Will faint when he realises I get 25% of all profits.