another make an absurd accusation about the poster above you

Leaves her phone numbers on walls and then reports anyone who calls and claims there stalkers.

 

Is the one who keeps calling.

 

Makes collect calls to the speaking clock

 

Thinks the clock is wrong.

 

Wants to offer his friends moral support, but the warrants out for his arrest makes his own morals quite questionable.

 

Spent the afternoon polishing her Viking Horn Hat.

 

:smilielol5:hehe, you cheesehead RH good one.


Is encouraged he'll be moving his bowels again in no time.

 

Has an unhealthy interest in other peoples BM's.

 

Rides off to the rescue on a donkey

 

Is too hip to be square.

 

too hip for hip forums

 

Is an undercover hired assasain.

 

Has a plastic nose, which she can remove at will. She does this in order to scare random children she sees in the street.

 

Spends many countless hours wondering how they get the hole in doughnuts.

 

just can NOT see how they get the lead into the pencil.

 

Secretly loves the smell of erasers.

 

Has a pet housebrick named Colin.

 

Favorite book is Pippy Longstocking

 

Is out on bail.

 

Tôôk a break from knitting socks to post on hip forums.