another make an absurd accusation about the poster above you

Is taking embroidery lessons from a football player

 

Lied about the time she told the truth.

 

has notions of becoming a world class food tester

 

Has 'VOLE' and 'HEAT' tattooed on his knuckles.
[last time HE uses a dyslexic tattooist]

 

Types in some foreign obscure language.

 

is a dyslexic tattoo artist

This slow typist is at it again...that was for puggy

 

Lost a race with a slug.

 

makes fun of people with walkers

 

Took one wheel off of my walker so I continually walk in a circle.

 

Pretty much all solid and liquids foods make him gassy.

 

Lives on lettuce and tomatoes and whatever her tiger catches

 

Actually only wears a monacle.

 

Invented the lamp shade

 

wears lamp shades for hats

 

Wrote a best-selling history of the polka dot

 

wears polka dot's on purpose

 

Actually has 20/20 vision.

 

Is really from the land of butterscotch.

 

The day he played in his junior school marching band,he lost the string off his triangle.

 

makes fun of the musically impaired