another make an absurd accusation about the poster above you

Serves her guests toenail-clipping Pate which she takes months to collect and rot down.

 

Is obsessed with Oxyqueen's toenails

 

sent me a pm BEGGING for a pair of my [used] socks to cuddle at night!

 

sent the socks out so he could get her address

 

Doesn't realise I have everyone's address!


[cue evil echoing laughter]

 

Has the entries in his address book arranged in word count order

 

uses a ZFS [L2ARC] filing system but keeps forgetting how to spell it.

 

criticizes the spelling impaired

 

Only ever does long division in base 7

 

Uses any world alphabet as pleased when filing any documents.

 

^carrot cruncher

 

Has the heart of a robot...

 

Thinks she is the Tin Man from the Wizard of Oz

 

Likes sex with machines.

 

Runs with scissors

 

Counts to ten using random numbers.

 

Pretends he's "gardening" but oddly only digs and plants "flowers" after midnight.

 

Models her life after Dr. Suess books.

 

Has since apologized for adjusting his self at morning services.

 

Please accept my apologies for the following oxy...................

Volunteered to make my adjustments for me.