another make an absurd accusation about the poster above you

secretly smells his dirty undies before washing them then desides there clean enough and puts them back on.

 

went to the zoo in a cage so the animals would not feel they were being watched

 

Tried to treat her friends to a round of drinks with an expired bus pass.

 

Is the one peddling expired bus passes at the metro stop. I knew I'd seen you somewhere. I want my two dollars back.

 

Doesn't realize that Oxyqueen has a 2 million dollar a year scam selling expiredbus passes.

 

Is a retired metro bus driver...

 

Is dating Ralph Kramden.

 

Had an affair with Alice while Ralph was bowling.

 

Sent death threats to "Dancing with Stars" producer after being turned down for the 5th time.

 

Uses only Scope Onion and Garlic mouthwash.

 

After using the mouthwash RH asked me to blow heavily on his soup while he sat in front of a fan inhaling deeply and remarking "that's the good shit."

 

Willy's Blue's derive from the fact that his willy cannot get any action.

 

Got busted faking his own death when he sent out thank you notes to everyone that attended his funeral.

 

Is fulla crap.

 

Talks about his fondness for anal sex at church functions.

 

Dresses up as a traffic cone and blocks off ramps during rush hour.

 

Evidently has an unhealthy pigeon crap fetish.

 

obviously has no respect for pigeons or their caregivers

 

Lost millions devising and trying to sell his personal Pigeon Crap Deflector to anunsuspecting public.

 

Thinks testosterone is something you spread on sandwhiches.