another make an absurd accusation about the poster above you

wears socks with sandals

 

drinks coffee on saturdays only

 

refuses to allow anyone named Jeremy through her door.

 

Hides theft sensors from clothing in strangers bags.

 

is a store detective

 

is a chicken sexer

 

Sneaks out at night to go rabbit-strangling.

 

cuts people's toes off and dips them in boogers and eats them

 

dreams of wandering around naked at weddings

 

Is two people short of her fantasy threesome.

 

Knows six different ways of falling off a log

 

she is really a man with 4 kids

 

She is really a genetically engineered kangaroo

 

she fantasizes about being a kangaroo

 

She fantasises about being a little chicken that sings the lead part in Tosca ... otherwise known as the Bantam of the Opera

 

sings the itsy bitsy spider 10 times a day

 

Writes nursery rhymes in Swahili

 

taught me swahili

 

Taught me to swallow

 

she thinks its a crime to eat fruits and vegtables