another make an absurd accusation about the poster above you

wears earrings made from old dvds

 

makes dresses out of juice boxes

 

Drives a convertible milk float

 

drinks milkshakes until she pukes everyday

 

Wants to change her surname to Gram ... and then call her first daughter Anna

 

twirls in the sun while drinking milk out of a bottle

 

Planted an egg cup once, in the hope it would grow into a vase

 

collects vases and tells everyone she created them.

 

Invented the honey dipper

 

has a honey fetish

 

Get's through a lot of trainers as her hobby is spraying graffiti on moving trains

 

Wouldn't know an absurd accusation if he sat on it

 

thinks trains are always trying to run him over.

 

Has erotic dreams of lying in a tub of raw egg-yolks

 

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dreams of swimming in a pool of rotten tomatoes.

 

Can't think up any original absurd accusations, so has to repeat other people's with minor variations thrown in to make them look original

 

tries to seem like she knows what shes talking about

 

Plays Badminton using baby birds as shuttlecocks.

 

is very mean to birds

 

Is easily angered when baby birds are twatted with a bat.