another make an absurd accusation about the poster above you

Has testicals

 

jumped off of a cliff trying to fly like a bird but failed.

 

Goes to work by paddle steamer

 

tries to use rulers to paddle her boat instead of oars

 

Thinks the angles of a triangle add up to 240 degrees.

 

thinks a triangle is a circle

 

Thinks circles were invented by Mr Circ.

 

thinks he is at a circus right now

 

Is about to take several 'naughty' pics of herself and put them on her Farcebook page.

 

dreams about grls on HF especially bb

 

Doesn't realise I'm female.....

 

Is only a pretend female.

 

Ah. Saw through my attempt at explaining my 6' stilletos and blouse.

 

is a shameless cross dresser

 

Thinks cross-dressing is what you have to do in the gym before you go on the cross-trainer

 

never remembers her dates with her cross-trainer

 

is happy to finally be open with their cross dressing tendencies

 

Wears curtains as clothes for quick and easy access.

 

designs clothes for pampered pets

 

keeps a pet mosquito and three tsetse flies